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BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)
Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/
by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017
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chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
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kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word
"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz
by mr awesomes July 14, 2009
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christofascist bullshit

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.
Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
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bullshit

Angry - (seems to be used this way exclusively in New England)
I'm bullshit with that guy. He ripped me off.
by k diddy January 26, 2004
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bullshitting

goofing off, pretending to be working when youre not
bob: steve! i thought you were cleaning my desk! quit bullshitting and get back to work!
by superninja101 January 9, 2008
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Hubba Bubba Bullshit

A word that is used to describe something above bullshit
"That noobtube was hubba bubba bullshit"
"That kid using juggernaut is hubba bubba bullshit"
by Pimpin Pic May 13, 2008
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