bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

bastardmobile

Your cheating ex-husband/ex-boyfriend's car.

He parked his bastardmobile half on the lawn when he dropped off the kids.

by greenskate October 29, 2012

Bastardo

Spanish for bastard.
Illegitimate child, a child born to unmarried parents

1)My parents we're just stupid teens hooking up and my momma got knocked up with me and my dad didn't want anything to do with me or my mother so that makes me a Bastardo.

2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.

by Krillin Kid February 22, 2017

bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

by balag12 April 10, 2017

Bastard

Something someone calls someone when they're pissed at that individual.

"You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.

by CodeDalt September 5, 2017

bastard

The killer of our beloved Kenny.

Stan: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

by Fuck You Ya Mother Fucking Bas November 16, 2017

bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

by Pummill December 5, 2018