A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
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Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.
Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.
-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!
Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
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Belgg Axe-Killer
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male
Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Belgg Axe-Killer
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male
Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
by Blegg Axe-Killer October 25, 2017
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