Awannabean Indian

The fictional tribal designation of a non-Indian who wishes he could claim Native American ancestry. Synonymous with Awishawern Indian.

Ward Churchill, though full blooded Caucasian, can accurately claim status as Awannabean Indian.

by bigfathat November 20, 2010

Mile Away Club

The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.

1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club

2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!

Wife- What? We only had sex once!

by Mr. Rugby August 2, 2011

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

by bribo67 February 18, 2011

Wild Card Award

A Wild Card Award is an award that has no pre-defined criteria or value, in and of iteslf; but rather takes on the criteria and value of whatever category the nominator chooses. It celebrates individuals who have very rare traits that are also highly impactful.

Laura is so passionate for team building that she often comes off as hilariously forceful as if insisting that you'd "better have fun, dammit!". As such, I will be nominating Laura for a very clever award category: as a Wild Card Award nomination, I can write-in the category "Monica Gellar Award for Team Building".

by Salty Kitty December 5, 2014

Google, away!

A phrase said just before hitting the "Enter" button on a Google search. Similar to a superhero's "Up, up, and away."

Friend: Hey, when was the Romantic Era?
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!

by WhattaGoof December 2, 2011

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005