by lil_swagger07 January 14, 2018

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

by Sukon Mabalsak July 12, 2011

by Alexandra Beckerman September 4, 2016

“I watched a documentary about aliens and they warned us not to use nuclear weapons a long Time ago”
*WWll still happening*
*the Cold War still happening*
*WWll still happening*
*the Cold War still happening*
by 20Avart07 November 21, 2021

The most annoying thing in the universe, it constantly steals your peanut butter, so if you find it in your house, eat all your peanut butter because it will prolly kill you if you don’t give it any.
by Thegodofcheese…nuffsaid December 30, 2021

The aliens alienated the kids.
by Batmansuperman321 August 10, 2019
