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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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National Alcohol Day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day
by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020
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Alcoholism

I’m addicted to alcohol, it’s alcoholism
by Lame2.0 October 31, 2020
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Alcoholic

Thyson
Thyson is an alcoholic who drinks tequila with limau kasturi
by MFBIJ October 12, 2020
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Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
by PopeReagan April 16, 2017
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alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense
She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks
by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017
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alcohol digger

A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.
She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.
by IvyProb November 12, 2017
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