pinch a loaf

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010

A lot of laughs

Something or someone who is fun and will probably make you laugh and have a good time.

Family Guy reference: Lois: Are you making friends in there, Brian? Brian: Yep, he's a lot of laughs.

by bache_aroon June 12, 2017

System-Hump-A-Lot

A person who is obsessed and in love with video game. Usually seen with a video game magazine and a gameboy.

JIM: Look at that guy playing Golden Sun, what a System-Hump-A-Lot...

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

Fuck of a lot

An amount equal to or greater than 2,193.

I hear Steve has a fuck of a lot of dead hookers buried in his backyard.

by RandomFellow August 6, 2011

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

a louisiana

When you or your companion brings a coked out Labrador to bed and then proceed to fuck while the receiving participant of the penis chews a bone to make the dog jealous while it watches

Guy 1: "Dude and then she asked if i was cool with doing " a Louisiana " !
Guy 2:"And you did it?!"
Guy 1: "yeah but the hardest part was getting the coked out Labrador into bed he kept barking at my penis"

Guy 2: "He was probably jelly bruh"

by BIGCOXES January 13, 2014

pull a lorenzo

1.) Puking in the hallway after taking two shots and missing the trashcan, leaving the smell behind to linger for weeks.

2.) Being a complete dick.

3.) Using the lightning in Mario Kart 64 right before another player goes off the Wario Stadium jump.

dude, don't pull a lorenzo all over the carpet.

by Eric Marro January 5, 2009