when its really cold someone takes a cigarette and starts to pretend smoking without lighting the cig. in fact the smoke that comes out the mouth is just steam, but it looks cool.
Greg is against smoking, but wanted to seem cool so he just started smart smoking and two chicks came around him.
by AZ4life March 05, 2009
You can always tell when somone is "quick smart" . Their hands will move faster then u can think of it being done...
by mad mechanic February 26, 2014
The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.
Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"
Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."
Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."
by JCBDC January 19, 2012
A: What if the Blackhawks will win by throwing deep overs and then when they go for a touchdown they will go for a run.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.
by milkweed123 March 09, 2016
A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
by LeslieM September 16, 2008
by piaggio January 04, 2005