loomis job

The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk

Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.

Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.

by Spurtesh November 9, 2013

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hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

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curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

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ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

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The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010

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