Discord Kitten

A cat that a discord mod posts on a discord server. Yeah that's totally it

Discord Kittens were invented back in 1997 BC

Person "Yo she's hot"
Discord mod "Don't touch my discord kitten"
Person "Ok Ok chill"
Discord mod "?ban RandoGuy69 staff disrespect"
Dyno "RandoGuy69 was banned for staff disrespect"

by Hot Discord Mod October 10, 2022

Shitting a kitten

Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.

Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.

by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012

lazer kitten

a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!

i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!

by JIMMYJONG October 23, 2006

pickle-kitten

the act of urinating on someones doorstep, then placing a kitten in the puddle of urine. then ringing the doorbell and running away.
(most find this to be the most fun when you run to a hidden place so you can hear the victim screaming in shock at the urine-soaked kitten.

mrs. finklenumger was being a total bitchface, so i pickle-kittened her.
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by butt daddy supreme July 27, 2010

mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

UwU Kitten

A smoll bean who likes using the word "UwU". They spend most of their time in video games and on discord.

Someone: Wanna hang bro?
Someone else: Nah I cant I'm with my UwU Kitten

by Noxfelldownthestairs January 26, 2022

nigger Kitten

The terrible little creatures that crawl through the yard at night that some refer to as raccoons, also known as nigger Kittens.

Those fucking dirty little nigger Kittens need to stay the hell out of my yard.

by Shortbusshorty November 6, 2014