Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014

Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

by Dennis Fraudman December 17, 2018

Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.

1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”

by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020

Shower-Time

When a man or women eats the others arse in the shower

Leanne and sweetpea had a good bit of Shower-Time last night, it was a mess.

by EmuThunder January 13, 2023

Shower Fag

The faggot in your apartment that uses up all of the hot water in the shower on purpose.

Our roommate is such a shower faggot. There was no hot water left this morning.

by Scritton Bow March 15, 2011

Shower me

To have someone shower you idhafc 😂😂😂😂

Oh please can you shower me Sullivan

by Sullivan iz cool February 1, 2017