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a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.
Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*
by Jax February 18, 2003
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L is real

Believed to be the inscription on the Star statue in the videogame Super Mario 64. Those who staunchly believe that Luigi was somewhere in the original Mario 64 often point out this inscription, saying it was placed there by the designers of the game as a hint.
Lamer: Dude, check out that inscription on the statue!
Dude: It's a blurry box of text. So what?
Lamer: It says L is Real! That means Luigi is somewhere in the game!
Dude: See what you want, it's just a blurry box of text.
by Little Nerd May 8, 2006
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Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

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P.P.F.L.

by Krystalynnnnn June 20, 2008
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e.P.I.L.F.any

a sudden realization of a person you'd like to have sex with
I was walking down the street when i had an e.P.I.L.F.any of my friends mom.
by grappler119 November 8, 2009
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K/L

Internet term meaning "kinda laughing".

Created with the intent of bringing reality back to the internet. The term "LOL" has been retired in 2010 because people use it frivolously without actually performing the said action.
I saw a man trip while walking down the street today...k/l

Marcus: I tried kissing her but she tickled me with her mustache.
Malcolm: K/L!!
by boss_jones February 24, 2010
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Justin L

An interesting guy who seems shy at first, but when you get to know him, he is an interesting being. He likes amazing music such as Asking Alexandria and A Day to Remember. He is very nice and has great style! But he does not manage money well because he bought a watch for $250 at the age of 14. And he is very funny!!
That dude is such a Justin L, he bought something for too much even though he hasn't paid his electric bill yet.
by AlexaG July 6, 2011
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