shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 2, 2004

Sticky Shit

A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's asshole very raw.

They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long. I was taking a wicked sticky shit! Also, somebody broke your toilet.

by Quacker1 February 19, 2008

next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

by Andy June 8, 2004

shit eater

A person who eat's shit

P1: How's Ethan doing?
P2: The usual, being that weaksauce shit eatter that he always was

by Anonymous July 17, 2002

player shit

the act of defecating with the bathroom door wide open, often times in densely populated nightlife venues (dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.)

"I hit the bathroom and shit with the door open... that's a player shit, that's what players do."

by Don Flong September 14, 2009

some shit

when shit happens, phonetically its told like it izz.
(adjective, noun)

synonyms- a bitch, and add 'bull' for- some bullshit, but difference is just emphasis with the rare exception you step in shit from a male bouvine and may lose its rhetorical value.
precarious, unfortunate, sucks balls, kerfluffle.

(adjective)

person 1:"hurry up and use the ATM so we can pay back the guy by tonight and not get our legs broken."
ATM eats credit card.
person 2:"it ate my mother fucking card! ...aint this some shit."

(noun)situational
continues from adjective example
person 1: YEAH! now we're in SOME SHIT!
accountants in suits walk out of the bank all with metal bats.
generic accountant:"times up boys."

by pimpmastahanhduece October 9, 2009

shit mane

Sorta like saying "shit, man," but not quite.

"I was being chased by 2 CIA/FBI/black suit fuckers with guns around my house while an old lady watched from my basement stairs. . . . Trippy shit mane."

Yung Jakes' datamosh (on youtube) lyrics:
"im so iced out. i'm so coooool.
look what i can do with this picture from google
im the shit mane. im so hot
im with 2 bitches. now im not."

by 99gypsies September 23, 2011