global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

poop sick

When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”

Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil

by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023

poop

comes out butt

i hv 2 poop

by bhui September 24, 2019

Pubic Poop

When a girl shits in a guy's pubes while riding him.

Person 1: Yeah matthew, becky was riding my dick and she gave me pubic poop!

by neckyyyy March 1, 2019

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022