Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

do I look like sick

Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.

Q: “Are you sick? You look sick?”

RM: “do I look like sick, I’m perfect, Im healthy”

by Cuddlyfrog223 July 22, 2021

you smell like dead memes

The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.

"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Fresh Timbs July 24, 2018

Would you like French fries with that?

The most often repeated line delivered by drama school graduates in Los Angeles

In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Gay person like really gay

His name is jeremy brito

jeremy brito is sus he’s a gay person like really gay

by bladeyhahahah November 10, 2020

i like ya cut G

when u slap someone in the head when they got a fresh cut and they punch you because they thought it wasnt a joke but it was then youre not friends that you cut g'd anymore cus they got pissed that you slapped them in the head

jake: yo i got a fresh cut.

mike: nice

also mike: i like ya cut g

jake fuck you bitch

were not friends no more

by sker3838 March 10, 2022