panda joe 

a cool way to say pendejo

dan: morris your such a panda joe

panda joe by morrislikesthesausage July 10, 2010

Precious Joe 

Probably a virgin about 5 feet in height. Loves to fish and hunt.

Look at Precious Joe and his cute little self.

Precious Joe by Bi9 Dicl< n199@ October 14, 2011

stationary joe 

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

stationary joe by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

Sloppy Joe

The act of one person pooping into another person's rectum and then engaging in anal sex with the receiving rectum.

Did you kiss her?
No, but I gave her a Sloppy Joe.

Sloppy Joe by CaitlynJennersVagina January 11, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

Sloppy Joe by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy joe

While in the midst of it, you ask preferably a female to lie on her side and shat. Once it starts coming out (approx 3 inches) you slam her butt cheeks together forming an ass hamburger. You then proceed to open the butt cheeks back up and eat it like a sloppy joe.

I told Steve his breath smelled like absolute shit to which he replied," no shit partner... I just ate a sloppy joe". Shitty bastard....

Sloppy joe by Pirates booty April 6, 2017

socky joe 

Very bad ass boy, better than socky dan of course. He's the smarter and stronger one of the bunch

Blue Z - Did you see how Socky Joe saved the world?
HippyBoi - Yeah it's dope, Dan also helped.
Blue Z - Oh yeah, forgot about Dan.

socky joe by Socky Joe November 23, 2017