Dick Dentist

sexual term for ejaculating inside a girls mouth and using your dick as a toothbrush, and using your pubes as floss.

"That dick dentist he did was sooooooo gross"

by nononononoyes March 22, 2010

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

power dick

a guy that is a hot head super dominant that thinks he is the toughest man on the planet

hey jason who was that hitting on your girl friend?

oh thats fred he is such a fuckin power dick

by theskilo January 3, 2008

Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.

"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."

by C0N C0N December 21, 2008

dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

by Thable September 26, 2015