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Poop

Great holiday meal that can be purchased at Tesco, Costco, Whole Foods, Walmart, and many other stores worldwide. It is an amazing sweet and savory flavor with a soft and delicious texture. Very desirable in most third world countries.
Hey Mom!, Can you cut me a slice of Poop!
by wonderbreadWOP69 May 8, 2022
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Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!
by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020
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poop

Dude this poop is fuckin delicious.
by urghuofd9gui December 17, 2021
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Group Poop

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom
David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah
by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018
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Poop

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT
by sANFNGGUAD March 21, 2022
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poop is the winner
by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021
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poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
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