watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.

*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.

by yearof2024 March 23, 2024

eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

by pro2a July 22, 2020

ey mein

what mexicans say when they rool up in their rusted out el caminos

"Ey mein, ima go take a siesta"

by slashhhhhhh October 4, 2004

eyes 4 u

😍 or wanting the person you say it too

“i have eyes 4 u” she/he said that to hers/his boyfriend or crush

by okokoksuusssper September 19, 2021