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Small dog crazy

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
by Wordiculous June 30, 2022
mugGet the Small dog crazymug.

Pull like a dog

Can be used when analogizing an exerted effort for achieving an insurmountable goal
by #PullLikeADog August 12, 2016
mugGet the Pull like a dogmug.

Mexican hot dog

An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.
I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.
by Dickmodel August 8, 2015
mugGet the Mexican hot dogmug.

Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
by Gornlo January 24, 2011
mugGet the Franconia Corn Dogmug.

Little Vile Dog

A term taken from the popular cartoon of the same name, used to disparage someone, usually a chronic passer of gas.
Oh come now, my Little Vile Dog, we are sitting in a no-fart zone!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021
mugGet the Little Vile Dogmug.

raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.
Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.
by valigarmander August 1, 2012
mugGet the raw dog assassinmug.

Dogged his shit

when you hit that contested jumpshot and you lean back on that ass like kobe and he still contesting the shot
"ooohhhh you see how curry dogged his shit he lean back on that ass and turn around on that hoe "
by Flash2557 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Dogged his shitmug.

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