Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin 

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

Electric Penis 

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.

1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?

Electric Penis by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Intradermal Penis 

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

Intradermal Penis by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

string penis 

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

string penis by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

sea penis by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

glorified penis pump 

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

glorified penis pump by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

argh penis 

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life

Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!

argh penis by The Replicator December 20, 2014