thug life 

when you have an amazing girlfreind sometimes you have to live that "thug life" to keep up with her; giving her everything she needs and wants

Man C Dougie sure does live that thug life for his dime piece.

thug life by Emily Irwin March 8, 2013

own at life

what ty and tay do every day; they are awesome; sexy; pretty much the freaking shit. They own at life and have a kick ass handshake that is pretty much the bomb diggity. They are also pretty much the two coolest kids you'll ever meet in your entire life.. Because they are the definition of complete ownage, and the definition of complete ownage is.. tay and ty.

"Dude did you just see that awesome handshake ty and tay just did?"

"Yeah dude, that was pretty much amazing!"

"They soooo own at life!"

"I know i wish i was that cool."

"Same."

own at life by T&Tproductions/OWNAGE March 27, 2009

jaws of life 

almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass

i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite

jaws of life by nwo447 February 10, 2010

quarter life crisis 

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.

Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.

quarter life crisis by The CJyoo May 11, 2004

Sexond Life 

A name for a virtual environment primarily for coitus, otherwise commonly known as having sex.

Fann: I heard she's going Murdoch this July? What will happen to you?

Alfred: We'll do sexcam.

Fann: Sexting and sexcam and phone sex. What else?

Alfred: Errrr. Virtual Sex? SEXOND LIFE. /lollapse

Sexond Life by fananananana April 8, 2010

The Suck of Life 

Anything that even remotely involves shittiness. It can be anything from an experience to a person. Anything that sucks, can suck, and will suck on an epic level.

This definition is the suck of life.

Hannah Montana concerts are the suck of life, even if Miley Cyrus is hot.

Those mashed potatoes are the suck of life.

The Suck of Life by Voldemuffin September 27, 2008

the my-life-is-worse game 

when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.

sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.

Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.

Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.

the my-life-is-worse game by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009