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Magic: The Gathering 

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
Magic: The Gathering by Vit June 30, 2003
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Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

Virgin of the Guadalupe 

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.

Boots on the Ground 

A term for remembering the men and women who have died in the Armed Forces. The Army conducts ceremonies to which boots belonging to a fallen soldier are laid on the ground, to memorialize them.
The Army conducted put the Boots on the Ground for the fallen soldier yesterday.

The Germ 

A dance used by 30 somethings while in the act of mating.
Joel: That guy is having a seizure or is possibly retarded.
Nick: No way man. He is doing the Germ.
The Germ by Nick3333 May 31, 2007

The Great Wall

This occurs when you're trying to fuck a chinese woman in the ass, but she has a butt plug.
I was having a good time last night, but The great Wall prevented me having a really good time.
The Great Wall by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009