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Drop the kids off at the pool 

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.
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dropping the cosby kids off at the pool 

Slang for taking a shit.
If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

the kids in the hall 

A surreal Canadian sketch comedy show from 1989-1995 that was produced by Lorne Michaelsand stars Dave Foley, Bruce McCullogh, Kevin McDonald,Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson
We watched Kids in the Hall on Comedy Central at hard to access times.
the kids in the hall by Adam January 7, 2004
These kids are gonna be the end of me.
Kids by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

who-am-i-kidding condom 

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

piss-kidney 

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.
"You're a piss-kidney."