John

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

by Jon062 November 3, 2024

John

Another name for a noun. Most commonly used jokingly. (Person, place or thing)

“Man look at that John” “yeah that John huge!”

by Fartkocker124 December 7, 2023

John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny

John watches too many memes on facebook

by somone? May 28, 2020

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

fat white john

a very fat white girl that is usually very popular with hellcat driving blacks

“look jamal just pickup that fat white john in his hellcat “

by cj2k24 April 22, 2024