Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge

Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."

by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

Juice

It's what you call alcohol after you're 21, because according to retarded dumb blondes that like to one-up everyone, once you turn 21 you don't call alcoholic beverages alcohol. They are called Juice.

On my 21st birthday, I drank some juice.

by asian_biotch June 7, 2011

Juice

To make someone give you money in excess. To finesse someone out of their money.

“Girl, I’m bout to juice this mf.”

by KittyBlu April 29, 2022

Stinky Baby Fart Juice

A term to describe something really really stinky.

Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

jawn juice

Any type of juice containing marijuana

Yo, wanna buy some Jawn Juice?

Sure!!

by MoistGoat5 September 18, 2023

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017