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a.i.d.s. parade 

the gay pride parade in any large city with a high rate of hiv infection in the 'mo community..
dude.. we're going to san francisco this weekend for the a.i.d.s. parade...

dude 2.. the what?

dude.. you know, gay pride....

dude 2... lmao!
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bliss-BOMB'd 

When someone gets punk'd (pranked) in a way that makes ALL their DREAMS come true !
Girl #1 : "Hey Nikki, I heard you got TOTALLY punk'd with your marriage proposal"

Bride-to-Be : "Yeah! he got me ... I had no idea WTF was happening"

Girl #1 : "But it was like what you always dreamed of tho' ... wasn't it ?"

Bride-to-Be : "Oh yeah ! He totally bliss-BOMB'd me"
bliss-BOMB'd by FollowYourBlissTV January 16, 2014

Tommy-Lee'd 

A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.
Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?

Alexa Lights On’d 

When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.

Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?

getting paul’d 

the act of getting flamed by a bald surgeon named paul
these niggas really on twitter getting paul’d.
getting paul’d by willis_78 March 30, 2019

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020