When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 9, 2020
A member of the shuffle alliance with a crest of the king inside a heart on his hands, way too overpowered and once saved human civilization from cyborg cells.
by ioisiw July 15, 2023
Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?
by Jeokss January 19, 2023
by The Real King Idiot March 8, 2016
king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton
by spiltz September 23, 2022
King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
A man that was blessed by the orgasm God's.. he gives orgasms to women so intense it sometimes kills them out of sheer pleasure..
by Pussy samurai February 21, 2023