Life

A flipping worthless piece of crap that shouldn't exist

I don't want to live my life anymore

by JamesCharlesFsn123 May 31, 2019

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I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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life

three stages birth suffering and then death

I think life is just pain with a nicer name.

by 661-733-3423 April 20, 2022

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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

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Life

A cereal, a kindof flavorless one if you ask me.

"Hey jim I've been going through some shit lately and I wanna know... what is life"
"Well Bob life is a pretty good cereal brand wich is sold at supermarkets NEAR YOU!"

by Nigligl November 3, 2020

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