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John cena

U cant see him
They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him
by Kristol September 18, 2020
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John the Baptist

John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
Where in the Jordan River Jesus got baptized by John the Baptist\Elijah?
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022
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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
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john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
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big john

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*
by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023
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John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.
1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024
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