by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017
Get the Papa johnmug. by Kristol September 18, 2020
Get the John cenamug. John the Baptist also, Elijah (see, Matthew 17:12-13) known as the guy who baptized Jesus, and he is a preacher and prophet of Christianity (an Abrahamic belief of the founder that is Jesus through the prophets of Adam through Jesus and teaching's of the death through the following, the resurrection) and he baptized Jesus at Bethany beyond the Jordan River. He lived at Machaerus, Ænon, Jerusalem He is also, in Islam as Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā and a cool dude.
by Randomnmn October 2, 2022
Get the John the Baptistmug. Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Robertsmug. He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
Get the john bartmannmug. by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023
Get the big johnmug. A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.
1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."
by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024
Get the John Passantmug.