i feel sorry

When someone feels sorry , they feel bad about something that happened that is not necessarily their fault but it can also be used the usual way . It can be used to make fun of someone or take pity on them .

"My mum is in the hospital right now"

"Oooh I feel sorry for you"

by Uta_otakunoodle:3 June 18, 2019

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I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang

I love Jordan so fucking much

by troublebbyy September 21, 2019

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i hate pewdiepie

someone that hates pewdiepie. DUH

I hate pewdiepie so much -Malcom

by Xcited October 18, 2017

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think i care

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.

Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?

by BroadLea June 27, 2017

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I wanna be the minority

I don't need your authority!
Down with the moral majority!
'Cause I wanna be the minority!

I pledge, allegiance to the underworld.
One nation underdog there of which I stand alone.
A face in the crowd.
Unsung, against the mold.
Without a doubt,
Singled out,
The only way I know!

minority Green Day

Interviewer: "So what are your goals in life."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I guess I wanna be the minority."
Interviewer: "Get out of my office."
Edgy Kid From Tumblr: "I don't need your authority!"
Interviewer: "nevermind...I quit!"

by Edgy Kid From Tumblr November 9, 2017

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