Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt

You can’t even handle the stair finger!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Finger Bang Bank

Female version of "spank bank".

What a female uses from her memory to masterbate and bust one out.

That guy banged me out so good, he's def going in my finger bang bank

That dick is # 1 in my finger bang bank

by anonymous January 9, 2024

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive

Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.

by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Keg Finger

Keg Finger is slang for the right index finger. It is an expression commonly used in Hull and East Yorkshire.

Justin's keg finger got cut off by the spinning chain on his bike

by BlisseyRan January 15, 2024

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024