1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

Hand off

To release in one's hand without telling them

I made a hand off in chick's hand while she was laying next to me

by Jawannamakemecum October 30, 2021

Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)

Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022

hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.

Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10

by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016