A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
by X-phoid January 29, 2022
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by Thetrashman January 19, 2021
Get the five star man mug.The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.
Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!
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Person 2: “Hmmm, I would go with Fem-man. Would want him to top me any day.”
Person 2: “Hmmm, I would go with Fem-man. Would want him to top me any day.”
by Walmart304 July 5, 2021
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(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)
And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by OldeSchool November 25, 2010
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