Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...

Shane has a wicked tape job!

by Chief long straw January 12, 2025

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Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food

“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

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blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

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between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.

If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.

by QuacksO August 13, 2024

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