ball bind

The eventual hazard faced by all dudes who wear blue jeans but don't sag.

I was duckwalking through the crawl space when I got a horrendous case of ball bind.

by dunthat2011 February 22, 2011

Ball Snatch

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them

Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010

street ball

Basketball played on the street.

A recent new sub-genre of basketball video games because white kids will get their ass beat at the real courts.

Im playing street ball with some washed out NBA stars.

by Mook-Flap August 28, 2003

wrecking ball

(n.) the main problem in your life that rears its' ugly head every so often. Quite likely a poor relation that busts into your office and starts frenching a secretary to a fellow member of the board. Those poor bastards.

The wrecking ball of my life.....Well, I don't have any poor relations...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Gay Balls

something that is totally bad or wrong.

curfews, and the French are Gay Balls

by the c-town cru October 9, 2008

butt balls

when pants are so tight on guy that their balls look like a butt
aka male camel toe

Hey dude, you have a bad case of butt balls.

by gewa December 3, 2007

Fuzz Ball

Ashley Phillips!!!

God damn what a fuzz ball.

Fuzzy Balls

by Captain Japan March 30, 2004