green

the answer to "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

someone: "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

me: "green"

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by i kind of look like beyonce May 25, 2022

green fn

this is fully "green fuck nigga". used the same way like kobe.

GREEN FN BOI!!!!

by mentlysiccboi May 2, 2024

Green Bay Kiss

When one dude passionately kisses another dude but denies it's gay.

"I'm not gay, it was just a Green Bay Kiss."

by StellaDog March 10, 2024

Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

Give me the dirty green baby boy

by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022

Green bean

He's one of the nicest people I've ever met...he's always there for me when I need him and he is such a great friend in general I'm glad I met him! He is so funny and kind, I am glad to call him my friend.

Hey have you talked to green bean yet?

by Rezesgirlfriend July 2, 2021

Tip Green

To leave tips of money.

1. I left him, a hella Tip Green.

2. A Tip Green for that woman Sir!

by Hele53 June 23, 2021

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025