by Wb-Toph December 13, 2019
A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala April 01, 2018
When a female has any sexual intercourse with a female (girlxgirl)
Mostly having to do with the private area
Mostly having to do with the private area
by My Patato Chip November 25, 2017
by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020
A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 07, 2023
Basic bitch who can't even decorate a Christmas tree in a school library correctly . Jk, love Ya gurl
by Crumbsalloverthegoddamncarpet July 01, 2015
when you numb your penis and suck yourself off so it feels like you are sucking off someone else's penis
by arthurprado January 15, 2021