like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

does my crush like me

Yeah! Your crush loves you ! 😍😍❤️❤️ they are obsessed and want you badly🤤

You; *thinks* does my crush like me?

You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..

by crushh March 16, 2021

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

In a hurry, rushing.

"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

He just like me fr

"Just like me fr" meant in a sarcastic way to lift yourself while it actually is YOU being just like him, he's famous for (that something), while you're at home and a nobody

*somebody does something cool*

- "He just like me fr"

by Mac halo May 22, 2022