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life is roadblocks

a qoute said by dj kalheed
"remember life is roadblocks stay tuned for more,, dj kalheed
by the big fat rat November 14, 2023
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Life

Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.

Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
"Urgh, I hate life"
"No! Go out and live it!"
"What's life?"
"Pain"

"JIMMY NO-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
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pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.
Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
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life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly
Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023
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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Half Life Multiplayer

place where everyone's playermodel was gman, and everybody loved it
by blackfuffo November 18, 2023
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