YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018

submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen

"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.

by nyroxy March 12, 2023

romcom job

Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are:

Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)

The guy I went out on a date with last week has a romcom job: he’s a celebrity ghostwriter

by Sickomonster December 1, 2025

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Rim Job

When trading options using the 13/48 method, a rim job is when you enter your call or put position as the candles are lightly caressing the nearest EMA on the chart. This allows you to stack some tasty gains as the price begins to move.

Me: Aye bro you fuck with 13/48 on ReviewDorks Discord?

Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.

Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!

by Frank_White_661 April 27, 2022

Dari Job

When dari has passion ed anal sex with an unsuspecting victim

That Dari Job really tore my ass open

by PEDOREDO May 19, 2017