Jack in the Box

A person who jacks off in a box

What? You never Jack in the Box'ed in a drive thru?

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

Munch Box

A bakery that offers the best ice cream, candy, and baked goods in Hollywood!

Munch Box is truly a box worth munching!!

by MUNCHBOXDESSERTS January 26, 2022

Miscetaneous box of doom

A large and unwieldy box containing a high number of miscetaneous items. Often this box is used as a last resort when attempting to pack up a dorm room. To create a Miscetaneous box of doom, simply find a large box and throw the entire contents of your room inside, without any care for delicate items or organization.

"Where is the extra power strip?" chris asked. Tergis responded - "Oh, I think its in my miscetaneous box of doom. Good Luck."

by theterg June 28, 2009

box of lames

When something appears to be lame, or else when someone is in desperate need of visiting a place for uncalled nonsense.

Literal: "Damn you, crawl into the box of lames..."

Not literal: "Ughh... damn test. Wadda box of lames."

by KMLZ! November 3, 2008

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Beef box

Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.

Women at the gym love to wear tight leggings, when they bend over, it shows their beef box.

by cpetkunas November 4, 2023

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016