Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

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Morgan Bleakney

A magnificent person that is just overall just really amazing.

Guy 1: “woah who is that super girl over there”
Guy 2: “ oh my gosh I don’t know she’s amazing”

Guy 3: “oh that’s Morgan Bleakney”
Guy 1 and 2: in sync they say “ of course she’s Morgan Bleakney”

by Bobby Bryant May 5, 2020

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A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad

“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020

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brain bleach

Created by the one and only women we would like to say that brain bleach is amazing for erasing things that you don"t want to remember. Every household should have a few gallons.

Dude i just walked into my parents room my mom had a WAP !
Here bro have some brain bleach!

by Maya N. August 31, 2020

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The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 24, 2020

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