meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Meat-Whistle

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.

I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.

by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

The Super Meat Boy Effect

The Super Meat Boy Effect is an effect coined by the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Failboat where the idea is the task at hand isn't that hard, but the issue is that because you died to it so much, you now die on the other parts because you're trying to get to the part you're having trouble faster, which then causes the cycle to loop all over again.

Guy: Goddammit! Why can't I get to the end?!
Guy 2: Looks like The Super Meat Boy Effect is in full play.

by beafrbro March 1, 2025

On the Meat

A person who is gay

Or, a person who is working or "grinding" (working hard for a prolonged period of time).

"Maybe we should set Jacob up with Marissa"

"I don't think that will work out, he's on the meat"

by Adelade_808 March 21, 2022

Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

by vivsnake May 7, 2022

Meat teaser

A girl who does erotic innuendoes which could include licking a lollipop sexually and slowly or eating erotic foods like corn hotdogs or bannanas

Wow man she ate a whole banana in one swallow talk about a meat teaser

by Sebfr26 September 11, 2016