Inverted Queef

When you fart into a vagina.

While my wife was spooning me, I performed an inverted queef.

by InvertedQueefer December 29, 2025

Pyjama Queen

Pyjama Queen: A woman who confidently steps out in public wearing her pyjamas, a onesie, or a dressing gown, complete with a full face of makeup and perfectly styled hair. She walks around like royalty—whether picking up kids from school, driving around town, or shopping in supermarkets—often in slippers and full nightwear. She may get curious glances from shop workers and the public, and is sometimes the butt of jokes, but she remains unapologetically comfy and confident—truly a Pyjama Queen.

Lee: Bruv, the other day I was in Tesco, and I saw this well-fit bird! She was stunning, proper beauty, full face of makeup, hair done nice… but she had a dressing gown on! PJs slippers Everyone was giving her these weird looks bruv LOL.
Frank: Bruv, just another one of these Pyjama Queens, LOL don't know if it's pure laziness or some weird fashion trend these days in the UK.
Lee: Innit, bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL

by Jamie Cheese January 8, 2026

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

beat the queen

kicking British ass since 1789

Yeah, that's when we beat the queen.

by BrkLndrs May 9, 2015

bear trap queen

Antonym to trap queen.

A female who acts loyal to family and friends but is quick to stab them in the back.
She'll trick you into trusting her, drawing you in with a fake persona then snap on you like a bear trap.

I got my dick caught in a bear trap queen.

by zombitchin April 9, 2016

the big queef

A large man who knows these streets

Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!

by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016