Purple Popsicle Syndrome 

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

Purple Popsicle Syndrome by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

by popular demand 

What popularity wants or the popular answer to the decision you have to make

By popular demand, I went to the mall to see my fans instead of the movies.

by popular demand by Popularity July 18, 2016

elevator popcorn 

When you let out a long, silent fart in a crowded elevator. You wait until the elevator door closes and then say, "Hey, does anyone smell popcorn?" You smile as you hear everyone in the elevator inhale through their nostrils in unison.

Goofy: "Hey, Mick-- Garsh, what's so funny?"
Mickey: "Huh, huh! I was riding in an elevator full of people and served up some hot, Elevator Popcorn!"

elevator popcorn by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 19, 2018

a pople tic 

a mild fit of rage (cf apoplectic, apoplexy)

That's the fourth bus to go by without stopping and now he's having a pople tic

Father: You've loaded the dishwasher all wrong
Son: OK - no need to have a pople tic

a pople tic by Hotpot99 July 15, 2020

THE POPOMEDIC 

when you take a good pegging while slirping from the swamp donkey and giving frothy sloppy toppy from a good glug, glug 3000.

the popomedic at my sister's party was the tastiest ever.

THE POPOMEDIC by Valkyrie5555 September 5, 2021

perfectly sincere popcorn 

an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.

When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.

perfectly sincere popcorn by ben claude May 5, 2003

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

Took two beers and popped the slide by saxyman317 December 24, 2010