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Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
by VBBRK October 27, 2023
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O-lock

Where a guy can make a girl orgasm like she’s never felt before so he’s got her in an O-Lock where she’s now madly in love with him and will never leave him over fear of never being able to orgasm like that ever again
Friend 1: “yo bro are you not worried she’s gonna cheat on you?”

Friend 2: “nahhhh fam… I got her in the most secure O-Lock of the century
by TobygotmeinO-Lock November 15, 2023
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Boil-o

A term coined by Michael Stevens of Vsauce, Boil-o is an invisible, undetectable, unverifiable/unfalsifiable substance that appears whenever things begin to boil. While, yes, the phenomenon of boiling is perfectly explained without Boil-o, Boil-o is still there.

Boil-o is used as an example of redundancy. If a phenomena is perfectly explained without something, why include the something?
"Johnny: Yo man, I'm cooking up some pasta, you want some?
Mike: Yeah, sure, just start boiling the water.
Johnny: Don't you mean "apply BOIL-O to the water?"
Mike: For fucks sake, John, I don't want to get into this philosophy shit, it's been a long day, just- just tell me when you're done, alright?
Johnny: Jeez man, fine, I'll tell you when it's done.
Mike: Thank you.
by Hexiliac June 8, 2022
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B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex
"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"
by Guimple October 8, 2021
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Flip-o-crite

Flip-o-crite
In order to criticize your opponent, you are willing to flip flop on your opinion or opposition view. Even if it means appearing like a hypocrite to win an argument.

A good example in politics would be conservatives yelling "my body my choice" which is typically an argument they have rejected for decades with abortion rights. However, in the debate over the vaccine is an argument they are temporarily willing to adopt the “my body, my choice” mantra in a sarcastic and facetious that does not align with their beliefs. But they are willing to temporarily adopt the saying way to win a debate over vaccines.

Conservatives are being such flip-o-crits over the vaccine.
Conservatives are being such flip-o-crites over the vaccine.
by Danny Mullan December 8, 2021
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it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.
Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"
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O. J. Simpson

Seeguilty.”
O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022
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