oceanman with a fish at hand

a dude named oceanman who always has a fish (like salmon)

person a: ayo bro u see oceanman with a fish at hand ???

person b: yeah man, that was a mighty fish

person a: fr man

by srahtonin May 04, 2022

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 09, 2017

hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.

I love hand turkeys

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.

The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Working Hands

when you finger a woman (or jerk a guy off) after rubbing your hands together and using working hands hand cream. this causes tons of dry skin rolls to pile up on your hand, and get lodged inside of the pussy of the woman or the urethra of the male.

M: Hey hot stuff, wanna get fingered Working Hands style?
W: What the fuck is wrong wtih you? Please get a life

by tundra5 December 24, 2024

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023