The precursor to death
by Droppedbaby March 11, 2021
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
by The Anrkissed May 08, 2008
by Amschel April 24, 2023
by Amschel April 24, 2023
Guy 1 : ... what's the meaning of life?
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my
goddam pizza man,
Guy 2 : i don't know and i don't care, Just let me finish my
goddam pizza man,
by Chick_with_good_wifi January 22, 2022
A pure torturous hell hole where everyone expects you to be happy and successful, but in reality we’re all failures.
You had a great girlfriend but she decided that you aren’t good enough and broke up with you. That’s life.
by ............................hi November 26, 2021