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Pussy sex

not oral sex and not anal sex but what most people call just ordinary sex so called because the guy sticks his pecker in her pussy.
We only had pussy sex.
by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2010
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computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise
mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!
by ur pet fish February 19, 2009
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Knee Sex

The lastest and greatest form of sex. It is done when two knees are pushed and rubbed together. It usually causes brusing.
Omg look at the bruises on her knee, she must of had some good knee sex last night!

You're a knee sex slut!
by Blnde14 January 20, 2009
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sex pancake

noun
1.a short, impudent, young adult who is sexually frustrated, bordering on homosexuality because of his inability to be "in" with the opposite sex.
2.someone with a problem with locker room showers and slip 'n slides.
1. After last night, I decided that Charles is a sex pancake.
2. He was such a sex pancake yesterday.
by Sex Muffin the 3rd December 12, 2006
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safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.
"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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hand sex

where you have sex with your hands minus the touching of the genitals.....so basically holding hands and stuff....but not touching any umm ya know...
me and tristan had hand sex last night!! it was magical... :D
by monalie July 1, 2005
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bad sex

Bad sex is when the sex is not worth using a new condom, much less the time you just wasted taking your clothes off.
Scarface was so horrible last night, I kicked her ass out of bed and used her sock to wipe my junk. Then went to the bathroom to finish by myself. That gave a new meaning to bad sex.
by sweetness2202 June 11, 2008
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